Ever have one of those days? Where everyone and everything just gets on your very last nerve and you just want to shove people head first into a wall? I call it high fiving them to the back of their head. You give them a high-five, just in the back of their head. Into the nearest wall. Not your fault they can’t walk in a straight line. Perhaps while walking down stairs, a well placed high-five to the back of the head and oops, they really should be more careful when walking down the stairs.
I’m sure tomorrow will be better, but I swear if one more person comes up to me and asks me a stupid question I’m going to end up on the news.